Something almost sad about taking a server out of circulation after all this time. But time for a new version of Ubuntu or Arch Linux.
ss@odin:/$ uptime
14:36:37 up 762 days, 3:39, 1 user, load average: 0.15, 0.03, 0.01
ss@odin:/$ cat /etc/lsb-release
DISTRIB_ID=Ubuntu
DISTRIB_RELEASE=7.10
DISTRIB_CODENAME=gutsy
DISTRIB_DESCRIPTION="Ubuntu 7.10"